I don't have a name yet, although I'd love you to think of one for me. I'd like to apply for the position of "Toy Dog" at your house. I have a lot to offer – I'm soft and cuddly, always happy and smiling and I like to have fun.
I'm really good for hugging if you're feeling scared or sad and I love to pretend and play.
When you don't need me, I'm very happy to sit on a shelf and dangle my legs, or keep me in a hammock or toy box with all your other stuffed animals – I'm easy to please and get along well with others.
I would never want to hurt anyone so I made sure I passed all my safety tests (I'm a straight A student!), so you know I'm no danger to anyone in your household.
Please consider me for the position you have available – I love children and grandchildren – boys and girls, I don't mind which. I'm very happy to be given as a gift – maybe your girlfriend, boyfriend or some special little person in your life – whoever it is, I promise to make them happy and always be ready for play and cuddles.
I look forward to meeting you soon.